...When I see things like this:
This family parked their truck in front of the Raiford's driveway where we were handing out candy. Is the truck for sale, or does it have sails??? At first we thought that maybe the "E" was just messed up, but no, it is definitely spelled "S-A-I-L". This was the highlight of my Halloween night. Needless to say, we could not stop laughing. "You know you're a redneck when..."